Unlike the steady flow of superhero sewer sludge pouring out of Hollywood, Netflix Originals seem to have discovered a way to do comic book narratives justice without resorting… Continue reading
Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Daisy Ridley has confirmed she’s been approached for the role of Lara Croft, prompting men everywhere to imagine a reality where the… Continue reading
The second trailer for X-Men Apocalypse just dropped and people who are usually able to follow film plots have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
French director and writer Luc Besson has had a curious career thus far. In recent years he’s brought us films like The Transporter, Taken and Lucy, which are… Continue reading
(Look at the state of that picture. Christ) Disney have announced they will be making another shitload of money after confirming Indiana Jones 5 for a summer 2019 release.
I feel sorry for you Americans. Choosing a candidate for the Presidential Primaries must be like deciding which STD you’d rather have flaring up your urethra. They’re all… Continue reading
The second official trailer for Captain America: Civil War shows more of the same; perturbed facial expressions, inconsequential background explosions and everyone quietly ignoring the fact that Scarlett… Continue reading
Gods of Egypt is a film that actually exists. That means director Alex Proyas and other people of considerable stature and wealth unanimously agreed it would be a… Continue reading
Yet more footage of Superman’s incompetence has been released.
Oscar acceptance speech Gosh. Wow. (Wait for standing ovation to finish.) Thank you so much. This is incredible. I mean, it’s not actually incredible, like staring into a… Continue reading