I feel sorry for you Americans. Choosing a candidate for the Presidential Primaries must be like deciding which STD you’d rather have flaring up your urethra. They’re all… Continue reading
The second official trailer for Captain America: Civil War shows more of the same; perturbed facial expressions, inconsequential background explosions and everyone quietly ignoring the fact that Scarlett… Continue reading
Gods of Egypt is a film that actually exists. That means director Alex Proyas and other people of considerable stature and wealth unanimously agreed it would be a… Continue reading
Yet more footage of Superman’s incompetence has been released.
Oscar acceptance speech Gosh. Wow. (Wait for standing ovation to finish.) Thank you so much. This is incredible. I mean, it’s not actually incredible, like staring into a… Continue reading
The second trailer for Daredevil Season 2 has landed and it’s basically a metaphor for aggressive sex.
The Coen brothers are great at making films about nothing. And by nothing I mean everything. If that makes absolutely no sense to you whatsoever, it’s because it… Continue reading
When we’re out and about I regularly call my wife a ‘terrible c**t’ and with equal nonchalance and regularity she addresses me as a ‘perfumed ponce’. For those… Continue reading
Netflix have released part 1 (of 2) of their trailer for Daredevil Season 2, because no one successfully advertises anything in one go anymore.