{"id":1625,"date":"2016-06-05T19:36:06","date_gmt":"2016-06-05T19:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=1625"},"modified":"2016-06-05T19:41:48","modified_gmt":"2016-06-05T19:41:48","slug":"game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-6-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/05\/game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-6-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6 recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the back of last week\u2019s door holding debacle, I find it highly unreasonable for the makers of Game of Thrones to expect me to give two strokes of a Sunday Morning wank about Bran. It would be fine if I actually understood what he was doing, but as far as I can tell he\u2019s just goofily lying there and rolling his eyes back like a satiated dog. There seems to be no reason for him learning these skills other than it being a good hobby for a paraplegic. At no point as he considered that he\u2019s wrecking everyone\u2019s lives in the process. What a dick.<\/p>\n<p>Well, to my disappointment, Bran and Meera have been rescued by a mysterious figure on horseback who likes to set his balls on fire and swing them at oncoming White Walkers. It\u2019s extremely effective as you might expect. The added salt is abrasive to their skin and bones. It\u2019s an action-packed opening that\u2019s followed by an equally thrilling dinner sequence, where Samwell and his family talk about venison. Having prompted a xenophobic rant from his father by brining his Wildling girlfriend, Samwell vacates his childhood home, stealing a giant Valyrian steel sword that definitely won\u2019t be of any use later on in the story.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of swords, Arya has suddenly remembered where she hid Needle. Things get a bit hairy after she refuses to kill that supposedly talented actress. Personally, I\u2019m a fan of Richard E. Grant\u2019s comedic shitting. Anyway, the Faceless people \u2013 and by people I mean Buffalo Bill and his diminutive lesbian servant \u2013 are now pursuing Arya for not seeing the job through. At the height of excitement in that story arc, we\u2019re suddenly whisked to King\u2019s Landing for something even more thrilling: Margaery Tyrell\u2019s walk of atonement. It doesn\u2019t happen. As is usually the way, God interrupts, manifesting his meddling self in the form of a wry smirk on the High Sparrow\u2019s face. It\u2019s at this point the makers realise that not a great deal has happened in the episode and reluctantly chuck Daenerys on the back of her dragon again. \u2018That\u2019s right, just roar at the camera and try not to look too computer generated.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Need to save room on your Sky box for whatever horrendous crap you usually watch? Try watching Game of Thrones on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nowtv.com\/promo\/signinjoin?IRCT=ilc_feb_14_NowTV_Signin_33\">Now TV.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the back of last week\u2019s door holding debacle, I find it highly unreasonable for the makers of Game of Thrones to expect me to give two strokes&#8230; <a class=\"list-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/05\/game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-6-recap\/\">Continue reading <i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6 recap - CineWipe<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/05\/game-of-thrones-season-6-episode-6-recap\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6 recap - CineWipe\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"On the back of last week\u2019s door holding debacle, I find it highly unreasonable for the makers of Game of Thrones to expect me to give two strokes... 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