{"id":2199,"date":"2017-05-22T13:00:57","date_gmt":"2017-05-22T13:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=2199"},"modified":"2017-05-22T13:00:57","modified_gmt":"2017-05-22T13:00:57","slug":"pirates-caribbean-salazars-revenge-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2017\/05\/22\/pirates-caribbean-salazars-revenge-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar&#8217;s Revenge review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar&#8217;s Revenge<\/em> is the thirty-eighth film in the series which sees Captain Jack Sparrow return to the role of Johnny Depp, a drunken pirate man. There are other familiar faces, too, like action figure favourites Geoffrey Rush and Orlando Bloom, who don&#8217;t have any scenes together because they filmed in separate countries in green screen cubicles. With the addition of a couple of young faces, the gang is reunited for yet another fun, family adventure, full of murdering and scurvy. <\/p>\n<p>Directed by Joachim R\u00f8nning and Espen Sandberg, the men responsible for the timeless hit <em>Bandidas<\/em>, the story concerns an overwhelming desire to find a fork in the middle of the ocean. That the object and its whereabouts are completely irrelevant seems to be lost on the characters, as they spend an entire two-hours and thirty-three minutes looking for it. <\/p>\n<p>In between bouts of boredom, however, there are some trinkets of mildly amusing material, like a phallic telescope joke that the kids are bound to enjoy. There are also some impressive shots, the best being a bird&#8217;s eye view of a rocky terrain covered in crystals, which I think was filmed in Islington. <\/p>\n<p>Javier Bardem is in it. He plays Salazar, who, as the title suggests, wants revenge. He has a scabby face and kills people with a ship that yawns, which I suppose makes him the villain of the piece. Yet I felt more aggressively inclined towards other newcomers Kaya Scodelario and Brenton Thwaites, their characters truly embodying the happy-go-lucky ignorance of manipulated consumerists, which has ultimately led to Brexit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar&#8217;s Revenge is the thirty-eighth film in the series which sees Captain Jack Sparrow return to the role of Johnny Depp, a drunken pirate&#8230; <a class=\"list-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2017\/05\/22\/pirates-caribbean-salazars-revenge-review\/\">Continue reading <i class=\"fa 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