{"id":2538,"date":"2018-03-11T13:44:21","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T13:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2018-03-23T18:52:50","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T18:52:50","slug":"paddington-bear-thinks-peter-rabbit-twat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2018\/03\/11\/paddington-bear-thinks-peter-rabbit-twat\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddington Bear thinks Peter Rabbit is a twat"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Still reeling from his embarrassing BAFTA snub, Paddington Bear now turns his frustrations to the obnoxious rabbit.<\/h3>\n<p><em>Interview conducted by Tom Harris<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s always been an unbearable cunt,\u201d says Paddington, picking at his paws. Since the last time we spoke to him he seems to have got himself in an even worse state: he\u2019s drinking more than ever and has now started smoking 60 cigarettes a day, a habit he picked up from actor Hugh Grant.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA total arsehole, a precocious, arrogant shit.\u201d Paddington is of course talking about Peter Rabbit, a long-time rival of his who is currently celebrating the release of his new film.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou think the allergy stuff in his film is controversial?\u201d he asks me, spilling some of his whiskey on my shoe. \u201cWell he stole that from me. On the set of Paddington 2, I gave Hugh Bonneville a Snickers and it was fucking hilarious. Pete is just a thief. And I saw him punch a kid once.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe genuinely thinks he\u2019s better than me, with his stupid ears and shit coat. But let\u2019s just see how many five star reviews his film gets. No one gives a shit about rabbits anymore. This Easter children will buy chocolate eggs with my face on it, even though I\u2019m a bear. That\u2019s how big I am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd have you ever noticed that he sounds just like James Corden? If I sounded like him I\u2019d never inflict myself on paying audiences.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still reeling from his embarrassing BAFTA snub, Paddington Bear now turns his frustrations to the obnoxious rabbit. 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