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The fact we\u2019re finally going to get to see all of our favourite characters fuck each other fills me with so much joy. It\u2019s really made me feel like a kid again.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMercifully, the majority of shagging we see won\u2019t be heterosexual, so the fans will finally have their dreams realised as Captain Marvel absolutely mullers Valkyrie<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>with her photon tongue and Thor tickles Captain America\u2019s gooch with Rocket Racoon\u2019s snout.<\/p>\n<p>After the film finishes, costumed audience members will be encouraged to have sex with each other in the cinema foyer while discussing their favourite parts of the lengthy orgy scene.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t need to see the film to know that my favourite bit will be when Okoye shoves her entire bald head up Shuri\u2019s arse and screams \u2018Wakanda Forever!\u2019\u201d added Green.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d probably be called a massive pervert under any other circumstance, but I get away with it because millions of other Marvel fans are pathetic, sex-deprived losers who get off on watching fictional characters rim each other, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Avengers: Endgame is in cinemas April 25.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avengers: Endgame will culminate in a monumental fuckfest, the like of which has never been seen on a cinema screen, it has been confirmed.\u00a0 After defeating Thanos, the&#8230; <a class=\"list-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/09\/avengers-endgame-32-minute-orgy-scene\/\">Continue reading <i class=\"fa 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