{"id":2794,"date":"2019-05-20T15:05:10","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T15:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2019-05-26T22:20:31","modified_gmt":"2019-05-26T22:20:31","slug":"game-of-thrones-fan-pissed-off-with-their-own-inability-to-follow-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2019\/05\/20\/game-of-thrones-fan-pissed-off-with-their-own-inability-to-follow-a-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Game of Thrones fan pissed off with their own inability to follow a story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Former Game of Thrones fan Michael Croker is incandescent with rage after discovering that not all stories are painfully obvious and predictable, like Mr Men books or Avengers: Endgame. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Croker, who hasn\u2019t stopped spitting since watching the Game of Thrones season 8 finale, said: \u201cI can\u2019t believe everything I expected to happen didn\u2019t happen. I didn\u2019t know stories could do that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cThe writers have completely wasted the last eight years of my life by continuously giving me reason to watch the next episode and find out what happens.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cWhy couldn\u2019t it be more like Avengers: Endgame, where I knew absolutely everything that was going to happen, it happened, and then I gave it five stars on my blog?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Peter Dinklage, a fan of the show who has no relation to the Tyrion Lannister actor, said: \u201cActually, if you cunts had followed the show properly, you\u2019d know that everyone ended up exactly where they were supposed to.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cThe fact that the last two seasons have still been utter arse water is beside the point.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Former Game of Thrones fan 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