{"id":2861,"date":"2019-08-24T01:43:07","date_gmt":"2019-08-24T01:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=2861"},"modified":"2019-08-24T01:50:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T01:50:50","slug":"disney-film-series-reboot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/24\/disney-film-series-reboot\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney announce new film or series or reboot or whatever fuck you"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: left;\"><span class=\"s1\">Disney has announced it will be making a new film or TV series or reboot or whatever, it doesn\u2019t really matter, go fuck yourself. <\/span><\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">News of the new project was announced by someone presumably important at Disney\u2019s annual thing, in which fully grown adults from around the world gather to whoop and cheer at stuff intended for 7-year-olds and nonces. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cThis new movie or TV show or reboot or whatever will be really good and fun and groundbreaking and&#8230;\u201d said the presumably important person, before boring himself or herself with their own words and then ordering a clothes horse from Amazon on their phone. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cThis is the announcement we\u2019ve been waiting for,\u201d said 45-year-old Peter Shelby, who attended the annual thing with his mum. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cWe weren\u2019t quite sure what we were going to get when we turned up today, but to learn that Disney will be making a film or a TV series or reboot or whatever is really exciting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cAnd just when I thought today couldn\u2019t get any better, Mum said we\u2019re having chicken dinosaurs for dinner.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disney has announced it will be making a new film or TV series or reboot or whatever, it doesn\u2019t really matter, go fuck yourself. 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