{"id":2902,"date":"2019-10-22T16:17:12","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=2902"},"modified":"2019-10-22T16:17:12","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:17:12","slug":"marvel-morons-luis-bunuel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2019\/10\/22\/marvel-morons-luis-bunuel\/","title":{"rendered":"Marvel films are for \u201cgurning morons\u201d, says dead director Luis Bu\u00f1uel"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Legendary Spanish filmmaker Luis Bu\u00f1uel\u00a0has returned from the dead to express how much he hates Marvel films.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">Bunuel, who died in 1983, was recently seen clawing himself out of his own grave, before making his way over to the nearest journalist to explain why Avengers: Endgame gives people dyslexia. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cThose films are for fucking mongs, mate,\u201d said the avant-garde surrealism pioneer. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cDog shit-eating, cat piss-sniffing, mediocrity-perpetuating, gurning morons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cAnd if you\u2019re not already a fully-formed idiot before going to see one of those films, your transformation will certainly be complete by the time you leave the cinema.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cAvengers: Endgame made so many people stupid Satan actually said it was getting out of hand, so he sent me back to Earth to set you all straight.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cThe Dark Lord has now sentenced all Marvel fans to watch my silent film <\/span><span class=\"s3\">Un Chien Andalou on repeat for all eternity \u2013 which is how they usually punish us in hell.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legendary Spanish filmmaker Luis Bu\u00f1uel\u00a0has returned from the dead to express how much he hates Marvel films. 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