{"id":3117,"date":"2020-08-17T11:03:26","date_gmt":"2020-08-17T11:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=3117"},"modified":"2020-08-17T11:03:26","modified_gmt":"2020-08-17T11:03:26","slug":"her-majesty-the-queen-ghost-of-tsushima","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2020\/08\/17\/her-majesty-the-queen-ghost-of-tsushima\/","title":{"rendered":"Her Majesty the Queen \u201cabsolutely fucking loves\u201d Ghost of Tsushima"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"p1\">When she\u2019s not opening schools or posing for stamps, Her Majesty absolutely loves dismembering scores of Mongols on the samurai game<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">The monarch has had plenty of time on her hands during the pandemic, and has found some much-needed escapism in a virtual feudal Japan. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cI absolutely fucking love this game,\u201d said Her Majesty. \u201cI must have slaughtered tens of thousands of Mongols by now, and I don\u2019t think it\u2019ll ever get old.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cThe other day I sliced up an entire encampment with a series of deftly executed sword swipes. I stabbed this one fucker right in the neck and then used a new move I\u2019d learned to chop off the arm of another bastard behind me. Then I entered photo mode and took a selfie with their blood-soaked corpses.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">She continued: \u201cI\u2019m currently sticking to the side quests at the moment because I want to make the game last as long as possible. I\u2019m just trotting around on my horse finding new armour and weapons and killing anyone who gets in my way. It\u2019s like the good old days.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cI\u2019m in Act 2 now and I just upgraded my bow. After taking out four Mongols with a single strike each, a terrified fifth tried to run away, but I vanquished the little shit by launching an arrow right in the back of his head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">\u201cI am the ultimate samurai.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">Prince Philip said: \u201cI must admit, it is rather entertaining watching Liz wipe out all of these foreign invaders. 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