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A 36-year-old woman has implored everyone to stop admiring Scarlett Johansson, despite printing off an A1 poster of a shirtless Chris Hemsworth and cramming it up her minge.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Claire Cottonbuds recently took to Twitter to share her disgust after several million people drew attention to Johansson\u2019s attractiveness, even though she\u2019s currently dissolving a paper hunk in her fanny juices, like some sort of sex-crazed spider from a pornographic parody of The Lord of the Rings. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI just don\u2019t want to be reminded that balding, middle-aged men are still interested in sex,\u201d said Claire. \u201cUnless you\u2019ve got a full head of hair and massive arms, you repulse me.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m so tired of people commenting on Scarlett\u2019s world-renowned allure. It\u2019s so creepy \u2013 unlike having a vast library of Thor images that I can send to the nearest printer whenever I feel the urge to stuff myself silly. Sometimes I frame them first.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cActually, I might attach a laminated picture of Chris\u2019s face to my Mj\u00f6lnir replica, run an electrical current through it and fob myself off until I go colour blind.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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