{"id":3161,"date":"2021-07-09T09:09:56","date_gmt":"2021-07-09T09:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/?p=3161"},"modified":"2021-07-09T09:10:46","modified_gmt":"2021-07-09T09:10:46","slug":"black-widow-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinewipe.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/09\/black-widow-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Widow the best film ever made, according to review-generating robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><strong><span class=\"s1\">Black Widow has received the prestigious title of \u2018best film ever made\u2019 after being reviewed by a non-sentient machine person. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Keith the android, who generates his opinions by analysing hundreds of actual human reviews, as well as assessing an online algorithm of pop culture trends, has confirmed that the Marvel film is \u201cdefinitely a five-star masterpiece.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cThis film is astonishing, exhilarating, visceral, and various other adjectives you may have seen on the poster,\u201d said Keith.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cSeriously, if I had bodily fluids, I would have bawled my eyes out after that skydive scene, where everything looks a bit like a low-rendered computer game, but it\u2019s not an issue. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cOf course, I haven\u2019t actually seen the film. 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