Mario’s joyous galactic adventure is the only distraction we have from the impending nuclear apocalypse – and terrible parcel delivery companies The release of The Super Mario Galaxy… Continue reading
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Can this tenuous sausage metaphor work as a review for Wicked: For Good? Let’s find out Last week I went to Leicester Square to buy a German sausage… Continue reading
Edgar Wright’s new take on The Running Man may cause confusion, dizziness and nausea – particularly if you have an inner ear infection I would last approximately five… Continue reading
Jared Leto stars as an AI solider in what could possibly be the best Tron film released this Friday Tron: Ares is quite obviously a terrible film. Not… Continue reading
The fourth John Wick instalment allows Keanu Reeves to be the person he truly is: a cold-blooded psychopath If there’s one thing I enjoy more than viral videos… Continue reading
The Creed franchise may be able to survive without Rocky, but this site will always require a pricey yearly fee It has been a full year since I… Continue reading
Following the release of The Batman, CineWipe feels compelled to rank a bunch of things and share it on the internet Are you a massive Batman fan? Then… Continue reading
In a world overrun with corruption, conflict and disease, director Matt Reeves has given us exactly what we all need – another Batman film I attended my press… Continue reading
A 35-year-old man has shat his pants during a screening of Spider-Man: No Way Home, it has been confirmed. Benjamin Bishop couldn’t contain his excitement while watching the… Continue reading