James Cameron’s third Avatar film is a repetitive but memorable cinematic experience, especially if you watch it whilst dressed as a 10ft blue alien For the London premiere… Continue reading
Can this tenuous sausage metaphor work as a review for Wicked: For Good? Let’s find out Last week I went to Leicester Square to buy a German sausage… Continue reading
Edgar Wright’s new take on The Running Man may cause confusion, dizziness and nausea – particularly if you have an inner ear infection I would last approximately five… Continue reading
Jared Leto stars as an AI solider in what could possibly be the best Tron film released this Friday Tron: Ares is quite obviously a terrible film. Not… Continue reading
The fourth John Wick instalment allows Keanu Reeves to be the person he truly is: a cold-blooded psychopath If there’s one thing I enjoy more than viral videos… Continue reading
The Creed franchise may be able to survive without Rocky, but this site will always require a pricey yearly fee It has been a full year since I… Continue reading
Following the release of The Batman, CineWipe feels compelled to rank a bunch of things and share it on the internet Are you a massive Batman fan? Then… Continue reading
In a world overrun with corruption, conflict and disease, director Matt Reeves has given us exactly what we all need – another Batman film I attended my press… Continue reading
A 35-year-old man has shat his pants during a screening of Spider-Man: No Way Home, it has been confirmed. Benjamin Bishop couldn’t contain his excitement while watching the… Continue reading
Film fans who let out an audible cry of excitement in the cinema will be immediately terminated by a death ray gun, it has been confirmed. Cinema seats… Continue reading