Ben Affleck is set to direct a not shit Batman film as his stand-alone project is confirmed.
Early reports from Warner Bros. suggest that the story will actually be coherently structured and not just an assortment of noises and images that excite easily impressed 47-year-olds.
There was an audible sigh of relief in the studio when everyone realised the character was back in the hands of a sane person.
Comic book fan Jay Mewes said: “Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!”
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