Set thirty years after the events of the original, Blade Runner 2049 sees the return of a dystopian, perpetually pissing down California, backed by a score of synthy… Continue reading
Author: Chris Edwards
In the 80s people used to think the future would be full of flying cars and sex robots, but no one knew anything back then. That’s why they… Continue reading
From the people behind Taken, The Fifth Element and The Karate Kid – so therefore suitably mental – Warriors’ Gate sees a young gamer jump into a magic… Continue reading
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Kingsman: The Golden Circle review – Comic book adaptation sequel surprisingly shit
It is widely agreed that Kingsman: The Secret Service is an excellent film. Its plot, in which a young victim of David Cameron’s Big Society is transformed from… Continue reading
Jennifer Lawrence apparently tore her diaphragm while filming this, but I was definitely in more discomfort watching it In Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky tackled the complex matter of… Continue reading
My biggest fear is shitting myself in public. It’s not irrational. I have stomach problems. Earlier today I was in serious danger of soiling myself on the train,… Continue reading
The Hitman’s Bodyguard is a rare film in which Samuel L. Jackson says ‘mothafucka’ a lot and Ryan Reynolds gets to play a sarcastic Canadian. It’s a return… Continue reading
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a complex film in which a diminutive gimp and Cara Delevingne shoot their way through a massive space station… Continue reading
Just seconds into Christopher Nolan’s latest film Dunkirk, I knew it was better than me. A young soldier examines some Jehovah’s Witness leaflets before being interrupted by a… Continue reading
While dangling from a branch of my favourite tree, I often wonder what it would be like to be human. I envisage myself wearing trousers and doing human… Continue reading