Author: Chris Edwards

During Ride Along 2, I noticed a number of people in the audience going to the toilet. ‘They’re going to miss all the jokes’, I thought to myself…. Continue reading

Whenever there’s a build up to a big boxing match, I always find myself asking the same questions: why do they do this to themselves? Why do they… Continue reading

When one sees an assorted cast list of Jackie Chan, John Cusack and Adrien Brody, it’s perfectly natural to suspect a disaster of biblical proportions. But if there’s… Continue reading

Child molestation! There, that should get your attention. It’s awards season, and you know what that means: it’s time for all the hard-hitting films that no one will… Continue reading

Another year, another step closer to the nuclear apocalypse. It’s inevitable: humans will master artificial intelligence and then the machines will decide we’re no longer needed, hack into… Continue reading

I’ve already reviewed Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but that was after a midnight screening, where I was practically incandescent with expectation and, more importantly, fucking tired. Subsequently,… Continue reading

Isn’t it just awful when a director and crew spend years making a film and then a snarky arsehole comes along and craps all over it after just… Continue reading