In times like these, it’s important that we all come together. Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un’s ongoing, nuclear-fuelled feud would most definitely be resolved if they came… Continue reading
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CineWipe has teamed up with Dark Bunny Tees to clothe you this Christmas. In our Twitter competition, you have the chance to win the following: – A “May the… Continue reading
This review probably contains spoilers that will utterly ruin your experience of the film. Murder on the Orient Express is a bleak new documentary about everyone wanting to… Continue reading
Stephen King’s IT is an ideal Christmas-time film about a friendly clown who offers children candy floss and balloons in return for eternal suffering. Here are some of… Continue reading
I have missed Thor. And his hammer. It has been ages since we last saw him properly in Avengers: Age of Ultron, which ended with him burning Tony… Continue reading
If I were a snow-themed serial killer I’d murder my victims with sharpened popsicles and then lick up the evidence like a cat. Or I’d shovel ice into… Continue reading
Set thirty years after the events of the original, Blade Runner 2049 sees the return of a dystopian, perpetually pissing down California, backed by a score of synthy… Continue reading
In the 80s people used to think the future would be full of flying cars and sex robots, but no one knew anything back then. That’s why they… Continue reading
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Kingsman: The Golden Circle review – Comic book adaptation sequel surprisingly shit
It is widely agreed that Kingsman: The Secret Service is an excellent film. Its plot, in which a young victim of David Cameron’s Big Society is transformed from… Continue reading
Jennifer Lawrence apparently tore her diaphragm while filming this, but I was definitely in more discomfort watching it In Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky tackled the complex matter of… Continue reading