About half way through Wonder Woman I was extremely disappointed to discover I was watching a superhero film. Initially, I was touched by its inspirational message for young… Continue reading
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Baywatch is a tragic drama about a film that should have been a self-aware parody of itself, but audaciously ended up trying to tell an actual story. Instead… Continue reading
Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge is the thirty-eighth film in the series which sees Captain Jack Sparrow return to the role of Johnny Depp, a drunken pirate… Continue reading
In Alien: Covenant, a nostalgic piece of cinema that reminds us how everything was better before Jamie Oliver invented healthy school meals, a crew of basically nameless colonists… Continue reading
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is the latest comic book film thing about a group of stoners who are so high they have hallucinations of a talking… Continue reading
You know, not all films make me want to insert a pneumatic drill into my head and stab at my brain until my vision goes and I start… Continue reading
It’s not often a title perfectly encapsulates the essence of a film, but in the case of Ghost in the Shell, it quite clearly denotes its premise about… Continue reading
This Kong is fucking massive. I think that’s the main thing director Jordan Vogt-Roberts tried to establish in this commentary piece about the effects of keeping ape enclosures… Continue reading
This review is pointless. I don’t even know why you’re reading it. Surely you know everything there is to know about a Disney classic you’ve already watched countless… Continue reading
The main talking point going into the 89th Academy Awards was La La Land being nominated for a record-levelling 14 Oscars, despite it being incredibly racist and self-indulgent… Continue reading