Is there anything more joyous than taking out someone’s kneecaps, watching them collapse to hip-level and then painting the walls with their brains as you shoot them between… Continue reading
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Picture this: 50 years from now, after the Great Nuclear War, a group of primitive wasteland dwellers dressed in bubble wrap walk the Earth. Taking refuge in a… Continue reading
Apparently we’re still doing computer game adaptations. I thought we’d finally unplugged the life support machine from that cancer-riddled idea, but then came the colossal cock-up of Warcraft,… Continue reading
On Christmas Day I made my family watch Room, Lenny Abrahamson’s film about a woman who is kidnapped, raped and then has to raise her child in a… Continue reading
We really need more Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Not together. Just in general. I can’t help but feel that every film without Pratt starring as the rugged… Continue reading
Christ, I stink. I’ve just got back from a midnight screening of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and I smell like a cocktail of sweaty nerd and… Continue reading
When you own an intellectual property like Harry Potter, you’re basically obligated to feed it to people until they throw up – and then feed them some more…. Continue reading
If you’re picking up the vague scent of warm meat, it’s probably because a Star Wars fan is fondling their genitals somewhere nearby. Yes, it’s been a whole… Continue reading
Unless you’re into S&M, anything that causes actual physical pain isn’t usually considered to be a good thing. Yet here I find myself recommending Nocturnal Animals, a film… Continue reading
If, like me, you’re unfortunate enough to find yourself watching Doctor Strange in 3D, you’ll notice that taking off your glasses makes absolutely no difference to most of… Continue reading