Another year, another step closer to the nuclear apocalypse. It’s inevitable: humans will master artificial intelligence and then the machines will decide we’re no longer needed, hack into… Continue reading
REVIEWS
I’ve already reviewed Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but that was after a midnight screening, where I was practically incandescent with expectation and, more importantly, fucking tired. Subsequently,… Continue reading
Isn’t it just awful when a director and crew spend years making a film and then a snarky arsehole comes along and craps all over it after just… Continue reading
Before I begin, it’s worth stating that this trailer has in no way altered my expectations for the film. I’m still looking forward to it, and I still… Continue reading
This film looks shit. Sorry, that’s not a very considered opening critique, is it? I’ll start again… This film looks really bloody shit. It’s quite something to make… Continue reading
I’ll miss this franchise. Unlike the puberty capitalising Twilight or the needless Maze Runner, The Hunger Games is a story aimed at young adults that actually wants to… Continue reading
I don’t know about you, but I find this trailer depressing. Not the usual emotional reaction you expect from a short Pixar clip about fish, but then again,… Continue reading
Cineworld knows how to do a Bond premier: Aston Martin DB9s everywhere, blackjack and roulette tables, the staff dressed in tuxes and dresses that made them look as… Continue reading
I’m a big fan of Matt Damon’s and I must have proved that when I willingly handed over thirteen of the Queen’s pounds to watch him in The… Continue reading
Misleadingly titled, Legend gives a clumsy account of the Kray twins’ legacy that divulges less about them than that bloke you once met in an East End pub… Continue reading