REVIEWS

The animation for depressed adults has some important life lessons to share, but thankfully reiterates that the suffering will one day end. Coco is a semi-educational Happy Meal… Continue reading

There are many ways in which people can deal with grief. For instance, if you are outbid on an eBay auction at the last second, a common reaction… Continue reading

I haven’t stopped shaking since I saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi. It’s minus one outside and the central heating’s fucked. The film, however, hasn’t yet had the… Continue reading

The Disaster Artist is a film about the making of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, the worst film of all time. It features an Oscar-worthy performance from James… Continue reading

In times like these, it’s important that we all come together. Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un’s ongoing, nuclear-fuelled feud would most definitely be resolved if they came… Continue reading

This review probably contains spoilers that will utterly ruin your experience of the film. Murder on the Orient Express is a bleak new documentary about everyone wanting to… Continue reading

I have missed Thor. And his hammer. It has been ages since we last saw him properly in Avengers: Age of Ultron, which ended with him burning Tony… Continue reading

If I were a snow-themed serial killer I’d murder my victims with sharpened popsicles and then lick up the evidence like a cat. Or I’d shovel ice into… Continue reading

Set thirty years after the events of the original, Blade Runner 2049 sees the return of a dystopian, perpetually pissing down California, backed by a score of synthy… Continue reading

In the 80s people used to think the future would be full of flying cars and sex robots, but no one knew anything back then. That’s why they… Continue reading