You know, not all films make me want to insert a pneumatic drill into my head and stab at my brain until my vision goes and I start… Continue reading
REVIEWS
It’s not often a title perfectly encapsulates the essence of a film, but in the case of Ghost in the Shell, it quite clearly denotes its premise about… Continue reading
Here’s something for everyone already taking the 100ft CGI ape far too seriously: an infographic about how much King Kong would weigh in real life. It’s sort of… Continue reading
This Kong is fucking massive. I think that’s the main thing director Jordan Vogt-Roberts tried to establish in this commentary piece about the effects of keeping ape enclosures… Continue reading
This review is pointless. I don’t even know why you’re reading it. Surely you know everything there is to know about a Disney classic you’ve already watched countless… Continue reading
The main talking point going into the 89th Academy Awards was La La Land being nominated for a record-levelling 14 Oscars, despite it being incredibly racist and self-indulgent… Continue reading
Is there anything more joyous than taking out someone’s kneecaps, watching them collapse to hip-level and then painting the walls with their brains as you shoot them between… Continue reading
Picture this: 50 years from now, after the Great Nuclear War, a group of primitive wasteland dwellers dressed in bubble wrap walk the Earth. Taking refuge in a… Continue reading
Apparently we’re still doing computer game adaptations. I thought we’d finally unplugged the life support machine from that cancer-riddled idea, but then came the colossal cock-up of Warcraft,… Continue reading
Remember all those life-changing blockbusters you saw over the summer this year? Me neither. But you don’t need to, because Amon Warmann has put a bunch of them… Continue reading