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Tilda Swinton can punch your soul out of your body in the first official Doctor Strange trailer. And if she places her thumb on a pressure point under… Continue reading

Behold: the first teaser trailer for presumably countless more teasers of the trailer for Rogue One: A Bed Time Story. Whoops, my bad. I meant ‘A Star Wars… Continue reading

Unlike the steady flow of superhero sewer sludge pouring out of Hollywood, Netflix Originals seem to have discovered a way to do comic book narratives justice without resorting… Continue reading

Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Daisy Ridley has confirmed she’s been approached for the role of Lara Croft, prompting men everywhere to imagine a reality where the… Continue reading

The second trailer for X-Men Apocalypse just dropped and people who are usually able to follow film plots have absolutely no idea what’s going on.

(Look at the state of that picture. Christ) Disney have announced they will be making another shitload of money after confirming Indiana Jones 5 for a summer 2019 release.

I feel sorry for you Americans. Choosing a candidate for the Presidential Primaries must be like deciding which STD you’d rather have flaring up your urethra. They’re all… Continue reading

The second official trailer for Captain America: Civil War shows more of the same; perturbed facial expressions, inconsequential background explosions and everyone quietly ignoring the fact that Scarlett… Continue reading

Yet more footage of Superman’s incompetence has been released.