It may have taken almost an entire decade, but finally, I have learnt how to train my dragon. After watching the final instalment of the How To Train… Continue reading
Author: Chris Edwards
Are you an unbearable, self-righteous prick with shit taste in films and therefore perpetuating a culture of mediocrity that’s ultimately responsible for Brexit? Take the quiz and find… Continue reading
Occasionally, I take a selection of my favourite toys and play with them in the bath, imagining that they are conversing and battling in a vibrantly computer-rendered underwater… Continue reading
At one point during the climactic fight of Creed II, I got out of my seat and punched a fellow journalist in the back of the head. I… Continue reading
I recently went to a safari and watched two gorillas fuck each other for 133 minutes. And while I was initially excited to see such fantastic beasts engage… Continue reading
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Fist Man review: The film about the first man to fist himself is an agonising triumph
Man has always dreamed of fisting his own arse. It’s a feat that’s been depicted as mere fantasy in recent sci-fi films like Interstellar and Arrival, but in… Continue reading
I have been too busy to see Venom, the Spider-Man villain film aimed specifically at bed-wetting adults, but none the less, I know that it is shit. I… Continue reading
Audience members broke into thunderous applause after watching the film about two minge-faced aliens battering the shit out of each other Film journalists and bloggers alike clapped for… Continue reading
With the Venice Film Festival 2018 in full swing, I spoke to an attendee about tweeting obnoxious guff about it. It’s that time of year again when swathes… Continue reading
By Raymond Duck After a long argument, and many things said that can now never be un-said, it was decided, for me, that my film collection no longer… Continue reading