OPINION

By Raymond Duck After a long argument, and many things said that can now never be un-said, it was decided, for me, that my film collection no longer… Continue reading

It’s tough living in a reality where, if you make a joke about something, you become that thing.  In a recent tweet I made a joke about the… Continue reading

Film fans who let out an audible cry of excitement in the cinema will be immediately terminated by a death ray gun, it has been confirmed. Cinema seats… Continue reading

In my screening of Incredibles 2, the audience predominately consisted of children. This is in spite of the fact that the first film was released 14 years ago,… Continue reading

In a civilised chat over tea and cream cakes, the de-extincted star of the Jurassic World franchise admits he’s tired of doing the same old shit. In 1993,… Continue reading

When visiting a portrait gallery, I try to avoid ranking all of the paintings in order of worst to best, because, as any culture expert will tell you,… Continue reading

After my particularly traumatic experience with a VR headset, Ready Player One just seems insensitive. I was once trapped inside a virtual reality world for 329 hours. While… Continue reading

In an exclusive interview with CineWipe, Mickey Mouse admits to milking Star Wars for all it’s worth. Every time Disney announce a new Star Wars project, a small… Continue reading

Still reeling from his embarrassing BAFTA snub, Paddington Bear now turns his frustrations to the obnoxious rabbit. Interview conducted by Tom Harris “He’s always been an unbearable cunt,”… Continue reading