Man has always dreamed of fisting his own arse. It’s a feat that’s been depicted as mere fantasy in recent sci-fi films like Interstellar and Arrival, but in… Continue reading
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Solo: A Star Wars Story review – A poignant exploration of Han and Chewie’s sexual past
Nothing can compare to a man’s love for his dog, especially when sex is involved I’ll never forget the first time I saw Han Solo and his eight-foot… Continue reading
In the last ten years I have developed irritable bowel syndrome, a condition that has progressively worsened, rendering me toilet ridden with frequent bouts of chronic diarrhoea. In… Continue reading
A Quiet Place is a science fiction horror about a man who just wants his wife and kids to shut the fuck up. Directed by and starring John… Continue reading
To say my dog had been looking forward to Wes Anderson’s Isle Of Dogs would be a massive understatement. When the first poster for the film was revealed… Continue reading
I have not seen the first Pacific Rim film, which some might think would drastically impact my understanding of the second one. However, at no point was I… Continue reading
Alex Garland’s new sci-fi film Annihilation, in which Natalie Portman ventures into an environmental disaster zone filled with mutated animals and clinically insane people, is oddly reminiscent of… Continue reading
It seems ridiculous to think it’s taken this long for a film to feature both diminutive office man Martin Freeman and motion benefactor Andy Serkis. Apart from The… Continue reading
How dare they give the perverted fantasy film Best Picture at the Oscars when all it’s done is turn my pond into a revolting sex stew? Since the… Continue reading
What a wasted opportunity to make a much needed superhero film instead of some bollocks with a message. In Alexander Payne’s new film Downsizing, Matt Damon is shrunk… Continue reading