Is there anything more joyous than taking out someone’s kneecaps, watching them collapse to hip-level and then painting the walls with their brains as you shoot them between… Continue reading
Picture this: 50 years from now, after the Great Nuclear War, a group of primitive wasteland dwellers dressed in bubble wrap walk the Earth. Taking refuge in a… Continue reading
Apparently we’re still doing computer game adaptations. I thought we’d finally unplugged the life support machine from that cancer-riddled idea, but then came the colossal cock-up of Warcraft,… Continue reading
Remember all those life-changing blockbusters you saw over the summer this year? Me neither. But you don’t need to, because Amon Warmann has put a bunch of them… Continue reading
On Christmas Day I made my family watch Room, Lenny Abrahamson’s film about a woman who is kidnapped, raped and then has to raise her child in a… Continue reading
We really need more Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Not together. Just in general. I can’t help but feel that every film without Pratt starring as the rugged… Continue reading
Christ, I stink. I’ve just got back from a midnight screening of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and I smell like a cocktail of sweaty nerd and… Continue reading
When you own an intellectual property like Harry Potter, you’re basically obligated to feed it to people until they throw up – and then feed them some more…. Continue reading
If you’re picking up the vague scent of warm meat, it’s probably because a Star Wars fan is fondling their genitals somewhere nearby. Yes, it’s been a whole… Continue reading
Unless you’re into S&M, anything that causes actual physical pain isn’t usually considered to be a good thing. Yet here I find myself recommending Nocturnal Animals, a film… Continue reading