A Quiet Place is a science fiction horror about a man who just wants his wife and kids to shut the fuck up. Directed by and starring John… Continue reading
To say my dog had been looking forward to Wes Anderson’s Isle Of Dogs would be a massive understatement. When the first poster for the film was revealed… Continue reading
After my particularly traumatic experience with a VR headset, Ready Player One just seems insensitive. I was once trapped inside a virtual reality world for 329 hours. While… Continue reading
I have not seen the first Pacific Rim film, which some might think would drastically impact my understanding of the second one. However, at no point was I… Continue reading
In an exclusive interview with CineWipe, Mickey Mouse admits to milking Star Wars for all it’s worth. Every time Disney announce a new Star Wars project, a small… Continue reading
Still reeling from his embarrassing BAFTA snub, Paddington Bear now turns his frustrations to the obnoxious rabbit. Interview conducted by Tom Harris “He’s always been an unbearable cunt,”… Continue reading
CineWipe is once again teaming up with illustrator Doaly to help cover your walls in geek stuff. (Not that kind of geek stuff.) We’re giving away five mini-prints… Continue reading
Alex Garland’s new sci-fi film Annihilation, in which Natalie Portman ventures into an environmental disaster zone filled with mutated animals and clinically insane people, is oddly reminiscent of… Continue reading
In a drunken outburst, the Peruvian bear expresses his disgust at being snubbed at the BAFTAs last night Slouched over the table between us and trying not to… Continue reading
For some reason, people think film critics are obsessed with the condition of savoury fruit. Whenever someone describes me as a ‘Film Critic’ I cringe so hard I… Continue reading