Want to see Die Hard in a football stadium? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot. Well, CineWipe is giving away 2 whole tickets (that’s one more… Continue reading
Author: Chris Edwards
I know how James Gunn feels: I once made a joke about photosynthesis and now I’m an actual tree
It’s tough living in a reality where, if you make a joke about something, you become that thing. In a recent tweet I made a joke about the… Continue reading
Film fans who let out an audible cry of excitement in the cinema will be immediately terminated by a death ray gun, it has been confirmed. Cinema seats… Continue reading
In my screening of Incredibles 2, the audience predominately consisted of children. This is in spite of the fact that the first film was released 14 years ago,… Continue reading
In a civilised chat over tea and cream cakes, the de-extincted star of the Jurassic World franchise admits he’s tired of doing the same old shit. In 1993,… Continue reading
Solo: A Star Wars Story review – A poignant exploration of Han and Chewie’s sexual past
Nothing can compare to a man’s love for his dog, especially when sex is involved I’ll never forget the first time I saw Han Solo and his eight-foot… Continue reading
CineWipe is teaming up with illustrator Rich Davies to give away a copy of his Scott Pilgrim vs. the World poster. To win, simply retweet the accompanying post… Continue reading
When visiting a portrait gallery, I try to avoid ranking all of the paintings in order of worst to best, because, as any culture expert will tell you,… Continue reading
In the last ten years I have developed irritable bowel syndrome, a condition that has progressively worsened, rendering me toilet ridden with frequent bouts of chronic diarrhoea. In… Continue reading
A Quiet Place is a science fiction horror about a man who just wants his wife and kids to shut the fuck up. Directed by and starring John… Continue reading