The fourth John Wick instalment allows Keanu Reeves to be the person he truly is: a cold-blooded psychopath If there’s one thing I enjoy more than viral videos… Continue reading
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The Creed franchise may be able to survive without Rocky, but this site will always require a pricey yearly fee It has been a full year since I… Continue reading
Following the release of The Batman, CineWipe feels compelled to rank a bunch of things and share it on the internet Are you a massive Batman fan? Then… Continue reading
In a world overrun with corruption, conflict and disease, director Matt Reeves has given us exactly what we all need – another Batman film I attended my press… Continue reading
A 35-year-old man has shat his pants during a screening of Spider-Man: No Way Home, it has been confirmed. Benjamin Bishop couldn’t contain his excitement while watching the… Continue reading
Film fans who let out an audible cry of excitement in the cinema will be immediately terminated by a death ray gun, it has been confirmed. Cinema seats… Continue reading
Black Widow has received the prestigious title of ‘best film ever made’ after being reviewed by a non-sentient machine person. Keith the android, who generates his opinions by… Continue reading
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Don’t perv over Scarlett Johansson, says woman vaginally ingesting poster of Chris Hemsworth
A 36-year-old woman has implored everyone to stop admiring Scarlett Johansson, despite printing off an A1 poster of a shirtless Chris Hemsworth and cramming it up her minge…. Continue reading
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Film twat can’t wait to watch Peter Rabbit 2 or whatever bollocks is on at the cinema
Film twat Ross McOven can’t contain his excitement for the reopening of cinemas on Monday – so much so that he’s already booked to see whatever absolute shite… Continue reading
This titanic collision between two iconic monsters may seem a bit far-fetched, but it’s actually incredibly realistic Upon my last visit to the zoo, I witnessed something truly… Continue reading