The fourth John Wick instalment allows Keanu Reeves to be the person he truly is: a cold-blooded psychopath If there’s one thing I enjoy more than viral videos… Continue reading
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The Creed franchise may be able to survive without Rocky, but this site will always require a pricey yearly fee It has been a full year since I… Continue reading
In a world overrun with corruption, conflict and disease, director Matt Reeves has given us exactly what we all need – another Batman film I attended my press… Continue reading
This titanic collision between two iconic monsters may seem a bit far-fetched, but it’s actually incredibly realistic Upon my last visit to the zoo, I witnessed something truly… Continue reading
I don’t have children, but now that the monstrosity of 2017’s Justice League has finally been corrected, I feel like I might actually be able to bring a… Continue reading
Without hot running water, not even Gal Gadot can save Hollywood’s latest superhero-scented guff I’ve been having problems with my plumbing for several months now. On an almost… Continue reading
Modern science has found the appendix to be a useless sac of tissue that mostly does nothing, but mine managed to convince the girlfriend to destroy half our… Continue reading
It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. It’s CineWipe’s definitive ranking of 9 completely random films! 9. Twilight I only managed a few minutes of the first… Continue reading
Isolation is much easier onboard an imaginary ship, one where I force my wife and cat into daily viewings of the Anthony Hopkins-led masterpiece What was once my… Continue reading
Breaking mens’ bones is all well and good, but isn’t there something worse we can do to them? When I’m having sex with men I always shout ‘WALLOP!’… Continue reading