There’s absolutely no way the coronavirus can top the shithousery of the new Star Wars trilogy, a health expert has claimed. Dr Barry Warmbath, who has treated a… Continue reading
Film critics and unpaid bloggers around the world unanimously agree that every film they watch is also the best one ever made. Professional film journalist Barry McFlapper said:… Continue reading
Batman has a new gadget, and he’s not afraid to use it. I don’t know anything about cars, and I most certainly can’t drive them, so Batman’s attempt… Continue reading
Over the years, I may have said one or two nasty things about the Jack Sparrow actor, but it was all just an act I have always known… Continue reading
Breaking mens’ bones is all well and good, but isn’t there something worse we can do to them? When I’m having sex with men I always shout ‘WALLOP!’… Continue reading
I haven’t seen the new horror film, which is excellent news for my imagination. The Invisible Man is probably the best film I haven’t seen this month. Just… Continue reading
A film journalist has paid actual money to go and watch a movie, it has been confirmed Aaron Schitlumps, who usually watches films for free because it’s his… Continue reading
CineWipe is all about giving, so for Black Friday we’re giving you the chance to win this massive bundle of box sets, courtesy of Fetch Publicity. What you’ll… Continue reading
The upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog movie promised gritty realism with its first design of the character. Now, after his makeover, I fear I won’t be able to suspend… Continue reading
Digital wizardry will allow dead actor Kevin Spacey to star in a new film, it has been confirmed. Following his terrible sex-related death in 2016, Spacey’s head will… Continue reading
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